Pirates Kidnap Family
This guy is paying me so he can take pictures of me?
and I don’t know I’m 19 and he is 18 something about the situation seems less than kosher, he said they will be sold somewhere, he didn’t give me all of the detail but I’m trying to steal rubies from him and I think that I will get close enough to his family to blackmail them or expose them as burmese pirates that are hijacking shipping vessels up and down the missouri river and are going to flee the country once they can kidnap me and getino my father bank account?
helllllllllllllllll yes helllllllllllllll yes!!!!! this is by far the funniest post ive seen on here/ witty and well thought out-movie script stuff type comedy/ i wish there were more idiosyncratic individulas like you
NewsBusted 4/21/09
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