Pirate Costume Women Plus

What should I dress up as?? Guaranteed 10 points for best answer.?
OK I’m entering the All-Ireland Line Dancing Final in May next year but the heats are coming up soon. And for one of my dances you get extra points for your entertainment value, and I’m at a lose as to what to dress up as.
Last year I dressed up as Oliver Hardy, and it seemed to go down well as I got through first time and came eighth in the final.
Some of the other winners from last year was a man dressed as Dolly Parton, a grown up baby, a cow, Zorro, Elvis, Whoppi Goldberg (in sister act), a chinese farmer, a pirate, and that’s all I can remember.
So I looking for something entertaining, suitable for all age, young and old, nothing slutty, easy to make/substitute as I have no costume shops near hand and could suit a plus size woman.
So all answers weird and wonderful are welcome.
Guaranteed 10 points for best answer.
a 1920′s “flapper”. doing a routine of charleston/jazz-bob fosse style from the broadway play “chicago”. simple costume- long sleeve blouse and slacks, loose and flowing, with rows of string fringe for added effect, or a mid calf length dress in sequins with a matching sequened bowler hat, finally a matchong pair of shoes with a 1″”-1/1/4″ heels.. take a look on youtube for liza minelli singing “all that jazz”, chita rivera and gwen verdon video, and clips from the musical”chicago” it’s great music and dance styling, that’s been a real crowd pleaser. you might even use black flowing slacks with a sleeveless top,attach suitable lapels and collar, a bow tie, and bowler. a red sequined belt, red sequined hatband, and red sequines on the bow tie, for flash and sparkle. good luck !
Plus Size Adult Pirate Costumes for Men and Women for 2010
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California Costumes Men’s Cutthroat Pirate Costume $95.90 Includes a Black shirt with lace-up neck and White sleeves/collar, Red and Black striped pants, head tie, Black boot covers, Black belt and Black lace-up wrist cuffs.fits Adults Plus 48-52…. |
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Full Figure Adult Costumes Pirate Lady – XL 16 -22 $21.99 Includes: Shirt, vest, skirt, sash, headband. Not Included: Sword, hosiery, shoes… |
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California Costumes Women’s Ruby The Pirate Beauty Costume $73.32 This sexy outfit includes a Red and White striped off-the-shoulder top with a Black corset accent and attached White sleeves. Red and White striped hip wrap and head tie also included…. |
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PIRATE $0.99 Pirate Queen PLUS SIZE 17457… |
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NLP-PIRATE $47.49 Bring high fashion to the high seas with this sexyQueen Size Pirate Costume. Costume features a bla ck red and off white pirate dress with lace up front detail and uneven hem and sleeves…. |
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Pleaser Women’s Maiden-2025 Pirate Boot $124.95 As the ultimate go-to name in sexy shoes, Pleaser has become the standard all others are judged by. Attention to detail, superb craftsmanship, fine materials and innovative designs contribute to Pleaser’s reputation among sexy shoe aficionados and professional performers alike. Synonymous with sex appeal, Pleaser shoes have graced the covers and editorials of countless fashion magazines and are fe… |
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Funtasma by Pleaser Women’s Halloween Pirate-125 Boot $64.95 Womens Side Buckle 3.75 Inch Heel Boots… |
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Funtasma by Pleaser Women’s Plunder-110 Boot $69.99 Funtasma by Pleaser’s PLUNDER boot is perfect for your girly pirate look or charming old-fashioned costume. The glossy boot features a sexy pointed toe and skinny heel, a thick foldover cuff that laces up, and pretty lace trim for extra flirty appeal. Interchangeable laces make for a custom finish…. |